Weddings...

Weddings are so overly corny.

They just had to do the whole 'we're wishing you were here' light a candle for the dead father thing.

The groom pulled a 180 during the vowels. He started out all light and funny and then burst into tears. It was disgusting. Of course, that got the whole auditorium crying.

My cousin was great. She looked beautiful and she didn't make her bridesmaids wear gross stuff. They wore the same dress as hers but with the bottoms cut off below the knees and the color a champaign red. Quite classy.

I guess I'm off to do the genealogist thing. Audios amigos.

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The Uncle Pics... Finally!

Stealthily (is that a word?) I scan the pics... secretly I edit them... and finally... under much standing around in front of the computer screen acting like I'm not doing anything... I publish them.

As much work as I've done to get these up here, they're not as funny as I had first thought. All of these were taken in the 70's and earlier. Enjoy...









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Absolutely Nothing Going On

Yeppers, nothing going on over here.

Ants have invaded the house. They're everywhere and that's... exciting.

Each new day brings a newly discovered gross out.

Oh yeah... and go here... but only if you are brave.

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Errrrr...

It was a nice blanket...

Too bad he had access to scissors.

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Ummm...

::Sniff::



is posting stupid pics like these...



Because...



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Groan

...

My uncle puts his hand up to his ear and talks to... Steven?

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Wishin' He Would Sleep

Darn.

I found some hilarious pictures of my uncle and I so want to scan them on to the comp, but the uncle is sitting right behind me and he never sleeps. Too far to see what I type, too close to not notice a picture of himself. Tisk tisk tisk... what to do?

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Hee Hee Hee, I Found The Letters

Well, I've got them now. Yay.

Went over to the Uncle's house tonight and went through a closet in the hall. There was a whole shoe box filled with letters that my grandfather wrote to my grandmother during WWII. I found one letter in 1943 where he was talking about the colors he liked seeing her wear. It was blue and black. Then he said that he liked her in white, too. He was talking about looking forward to seeing her in her wedding dress. I can't wait to go through the rest.

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Too Many Projects And Not Enough Deadlines

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We've been stripping off the tiles in the library/junkroom/catroom/futurebedroom all evening and only got half of them done. ...deleted... And why are we putting the tiles and pointy wooden sticks into plastic garbage bags? Would not a box be more logical? ... and deleted...

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The Uncle Is Here

Well, the uncle's with us now.

We're not ready for him, but he's here. The rest of the night will be spent moving stuff around and cleaning. He wasn't making any sense earlier but he is now, so that's good.

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::Clears Throat::

Just been ripping up carpet this week.

It's alot harder when it has been glued to the floor.

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Oh! Glory, Hallelujah!

The power's back on!

Living days without electricity really sucks.

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Why Does He Do It?

It's everyday with him.

I'm minding my own business. I'm at the computer with a random sleeping animal in my lap. He wanders in. He lingers a bit. He searches for the remote. Finds it. Turns on TV. Lingers a bit longer. Leaves.

Now I sit here listening to "the flee" turn into "the monkey king."

Yeah.

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