King Frog Attacks Enemy City!!!!

The King Frog struck around 12:30 this morning rampaging the utopian society of Cricketopia. No one knows for sure why the King would do this, but one official is reported to have said the King had been suffering from tummy rumbles for the past few days.

This is a picture taken of the king just moments before the devastation.


The numbers are now in. Yes, it appears over 300 Cricket lives were lost. Stay tuned to The Alternative Universe for further updates. Manda out.

Currently: Uh, I don't know, writing stupid stories.

So Christmaseeeee!

Alright! Today was the day! Now it feels like the holidays!

So I went shopping today. I bought a helicopter set for my baby brother. He's like, uh, six or something. Then I got my baby sister (5? 4?) two horse sets. She'll love those! I got Louis (12?) a globey light thing that dances when you touch the glass. Groovy, eh? Got my mother Heaven. That's a book. Didn't get anything for the Hot Sauce King... or my dad. Got loads of stuff for Missy Melissy. Not going to tell ya' dear!

Now what am I getting? The tape to Xmen broke, so I know I'm getting the DVD... I'm also getting the Bourne Identity and the Bourne Supremacy DVDs. I still can't believe they killed off his wife! What the heck!?! Guess there will be no Bourne Ultimatum. Also got the Matrix DVD because our tape is MIA. I think Dad is getting me Batman Begins. Mom bought me The Chronicles of Narnia. Also got a New Testament magazine thing. That's all I know about... I'll also be getting, um, at least two surprises.

In other news, Garfield S. is really sick and we've already spent a hundred and fifty bucks on him this weekend. Still don't know what's causing the problem. He's dehydrated and a bit anemic.

Currently: Drawing a comic.

The Christmas Tree Versus The Holiday Tree

Ha Ha Ha

That's my simple answer on the whole thing, but if you want to get a bit deeper on the subject, here goes.

Why does someone buy a fir tree when December rolls around? Is it to, perhaps, celebrate a certain holiday named Christmas? Are people going to demand that Christmas be renamed to "Holiday"? A holiday named Holiday? What does "holiday" mean, anyways? Does it not mean "holy day"? Hey! It's Holy either way!

*Takes a breather from immature rhyming.*

What about products made for Hanukkah? Like the Hanukkah Dreidel? Are they going to rename it Holiday Dreidel? That's a bad example, but really. Who are they selling the products to? No one is offended to buy a fir tree called Christmas... but a boat load of people seem to be offended to buy a fir tree called Holiday.

These storesb have gone on the hot seat for their stand on being, what they call, politically correct. But virtually no one agrees with them. Jews, Muslims, and Christians alike think these stores have taken the issue two steps too far.

The minority needs to be protected. The minority needs to feel as safe in this country as the majority. I'm not talking about race here, either. In my mind, racist people should be stoned, and the whole race issue never be mentioned again. I'm talking about minority of views. Everyone should be able to scream out their beliefs without fear. But that's as far as it goes... the majority rules. This is just and it is right. This country is a democracy... led by the people, the majority. If this country were led by the minority, it would be as bad as being led by a royalty... or a dictatorship.

Bottom Line is Changing Modes. How bout' movies? I'm watching Batman Begins. Great movie.