10.. 9... 8... Boom... Oops

Survey stolen from dwaggie.

---10 Firsts---

First Best Friend:::
Mary Mary. I miss Mary. I still have an awesome gift she gave me and we saw our first tornado together when I helped her move away. We were 8 or something.

First Screenname:::
bookey314... I love books. But peeps assumed I was a guy and wanted to place bets. hahaha.

First Pet Name:::
Domino. For the longest time I thought my grandfather had dumped him into the ocean from an airplane after he died. People. Please don't lie to little kids like that. You don't know the damage you do!

First Piercing:::
My ears.

First Crush:::
I don't know. I didn't do a lot of crushing.

First CD:::
Alanis Morisette... and I didn't get to actually listen to it for almost a year... when I got my first cd player. Ha.

First School:::
Bradfield

First House Location:::
I call it the green house... It was green. I don't know where it was at.

First Kiss:::
4 years old... with tongue... with brandon... in the bushes. We both thought it was gross. Haha.

First Car:::
White 03 Camry that I absolutely adored until that moronic old woman destroyed it. Now I have a Midnight Blue 03 Accord that I feel myeh about.

---9 Lasts---

Last Time You Smoked:::
A cigar last April. Hehe. It was gross.

Last Food You Ate:::
I just had some cookie dough ice cream with hot fudge on it. Woo.

Last Car Ride:::
Yesterday when Cindy and I were out doing stuff.

Last Movie You Watched:::
Oh what was that movie. Shooter. I think. Last week.

Last Phone Call:::
With Dwight about my car. Ha.

Last CD You Listened To:::
Serosia CD I got from Derek at his concert. Hehe. I still need to pay Kathy back for that.

Last Bubble Bath You Took:::
Holy crap. I'd love a bubble bath... in a big tub. Lessee... It would have to have been ten years ago. Maybe as little seven. I'm thinking at my Granny's old house. Her tub had jets and everything.

Last Song You Listened To:::
Some japanese song that is seriously funny. There it is.

Last Words You Said:::
Holy crap... a few seconds ago. I said that out loud you know. Ha.

---8 Have-You-Evers---

Dated A Best Friend:::
Urm, no.

Been Arrested:::
Yes... I mean no.

Been On TV:::
Yes.

Eaten Sushi:::
No... but I keep waiting for an oppurtunity to. o_O

Cheated On Your B/F or G/F:::
Hehe... Kinda. I wouldn't do it these days though. That was kids stuff.

Been On A Blind Date:::
Yeah.

Been Out Of The Country:::
Yes. xD

Been In Love:::
Never. I don't think I ever will either. What the heck is 'in love'. That's a stupid concept.

---7 Things You Are Wearing---

1::: Jeans
2::: unders.
3::: uppers
4::: glasses
5::: doggy bed to keep my feet warm
6::: ummm... freckles
7::: dirt? I should prolly fetch a shirt at some point.

---6 Things You've Done Today---

1::: woken up.
2::: ate a pizza thingy.
3::: ate that ice cream.
4::: watched burn notice.
5::: sat down here.
6::: got on myspace.

---5 Favorite Things (not in any order)---

1::: My pups... and the walking them throughout the complex at 3am.
2::: My computer... and the mind warp gurgley thing I turn into from.
3::: My apartment.... all the rooms and all the things.... it's all mine! Yahahaha.
4::: My car... and the driving anywhere and everywhere in.
5::: My gun.... bang bang. heehee.

---4 People You Most Trust---

1::: I
2::: Trust
3::: No
4::: One

---3 Things You Want To Do Before You Die---

1::: The same things I'm doing now... but with maids.
2::: Take more trips... like cruises and hiking in colorado.
3::: Enjoy the doing of it. <_< _=" ">_> =_= x_x =_=

---2 Choices---

Vanilla or Chocolate::: vanilla.... with fudge. o_O
Hugs or Kisses::: spooning.

--1 Person You Want To See Right Now---

1::: No one until I put a shirt on.

Currently: Not wearing a shirt... I do believe we've established that by now.

Survey and Some Quizzes

I'm stealing the survey from Melissa and the quizzes from no one... just felt like taking a few.

1. last beverage→ Dr Pepper in a Bubba Keg. Yum.

2. last phone call→ From Melissa... I think.

3. last instant message→ From Melissa. Ha.

4. last CD played→ My mix cd, of mostly Chevelle and System of a Down.

5. last time you cried- Last night watching Star Trek: Voyager. *falls over laughing*

6. last text message→ To my brother which he ignored... last month.

SIX HAVE YOU EVERS:

1. dated someone twice→ Um, yes? o_O

2. been cheated on?→ Oh yeah.

3. kissed someone & regretted it?→ Tobacco is gross. So yes. Haha.

4. lost someone special?→ Definately yes.

5. been depressed→ Duh. O_o


LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
1. Blue
2. Brown
3. Green

THIS MONTH HAVE YOU

1. Made a new friend→ ummmm... a new aquaintance... but no. No I haven't.

2. Fallen out of love → Erm, no.

3. Laughed until you cried→ Never.

4. Met someone who changed your life→ Lesseeee... nope.

5. Found out who your true friends were→ Um, no. I know who they are.

6. Is there something you want to tell someone? - Er, no.

7. How many kids do you want to have? Either none, or three. Ha. Prolly none, though.

8. Do you have any pets? Buster and Cinnamon sittin' in a tree. o_O Chihuahuas.

9. Do you want to change your name? Sure. I wouldn't mind dropping the A.

10. What did you do for your last birthday? Nothing... except get awesome presents from people. Haha.

11. What time did you wake up today? I woke up around 8, got up around 11. :3

12. What were you doing at midnight last night? Watching Star Trek: Voyager, methinks.

13. Name something you CANNOT wait for? I can't wait to... um... finish this quiz. I don't know. :P

14. Last time you saw your father? Monday night... I think.

15. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? I had a maid. *shrug*

16.What are you listening to right now? pyro ding in and out of msn.

17. Who's getting on your nerves right now? nuttin'

18. Most visited web-page? Neopets.

19. Coke or Pepsi? Dr. Pepper

20. Have you seen anyone naked in the past week? Only myself, man, and it wasn't pretty.

You Sometimes Hold a Grudge

You aren't exactly vengeful, but you're not going to forget when someone wrongs you. And while you'll forgive the small things, you don't hand out too many second chances to people who really screw up.

Do You Hold a Grudge?

Your Hawaiian Name is:

Alani Lana

What's your Hawaiian Name?

Your Personality is Very Rare (INTP)

Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant. Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving.

How Rare Is Your Personality?

Oh really? I'm so rare. :P

You Are 44% Brutally Honest

Honesty is important to you, but generally, you try not to be brutal about it. You'll sugar coat the truth when you need to... and tell a white lie when necessary.

How Brutally Honest Are You?

You Belong in Paris

Stylish and expressive, you were meant for Paris. The art, the fashion, the wine! Whether you're enjoying the cafe life or a beautiful park... You'll love living in the most chic place on earth.

What City Do You Belong In?

Your Pirate Name Is...

Pegleg Ladyfingers

What's Your Pirate Name?

What Your Sleeping Position Says

You are calm and rational. You are also giving and kind - a great friend. You are easy going and trusting. However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games.

What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

There's a 40% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens

Even though you have a few alien abduction signs, you're almost certainly in the clear. However, if aliens ever do come to your neck of the woods... they'll probably be coming for you!

What Are the Chances that You've Been Abducted by Aliens?

You Are an Ice Cream Cake

Surprising, unique, and high maintenance. You're one of a kind, and you don't want anyone to forget it. You're fun in small doses, but it's easy for people to overdose on you!

What Kind of Cake Are You?

Ooooookay. o_O

You Are Balanced - Realist - Powerful

You feel your life is controlled both externally and internally. You have a good sense of what you can control and what you should let go. Depending on the situation, you sometimes try to exert more control. Other times, you accept things for what they are and go with the flow. You are a realist when it comes to luck. You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random. You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you... But you do your best to try to make your own luck. When it comes to who's in charge, it's you. Life is a kingdom, and you're the grand ruler. You don't care much about what others think. But they better care what you think!

The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test

Haha. I'm such a dictator. *shifty again*

You Are 54% Non Conformist

You definitely have your freak flag out, and from time to time, you wave it. You have some pretty strong opinions, and you're not afraid to express them.

Are You a Nonconformist?

Your Hillbilly Name Is...

Ellie Mae Clementine

Hillbilly Name Generator

Alright, enough of that!

Currently: Wishing I could play some more Cake Mania. One hour wasn't enough! *shifty*

Are You a Robot?

Funny, I was just watching Data. :P



Currently: Looking at the time, widening my eyes, and hurrying away to sleep.

More Quizzes

I'm going quiz crazy. Mainly because I'm trying to be artistic, and freaking out when I make a tiny mistake... while being anxious about my new apartment plans... yeah.

Your Sloth Quotient: 72%

You're a pretty lazy person, and you relish in your own sloth. While being lazy does feel good, you're missing out on the really good parts of life that take a little work.

How Much Sloth Do You Have?

True. True. And what parts might that be?

You Are Incredibly Logical

Move over Spock - you're the new master of logic You think rationally, clearly, and quickly. A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer!

How Logical Are You?

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

You Are a Chick Rocker!

You're living proof that chicks can rock You're inspired by Joan Jett and the Donnas And when you rock, you rock hard (Plus, you get all the cute guy groupies you want!)

What Kind of Rocker Are You?

I'm actually living proof that nerdy chicks can rock. Har har har.

Your Ideal Pet is a Little Dog

You're both high strung, hyper, and cute. You're one of the few people who can get away with carrying your little dog in a little bag.

What's Your Ideal Pet?

Not really, but I do have some little dogs. Hrm.

Currently: Pointlessly jumping up every few minutes... maybe I am high strung.

Quizimondo

A quiz.

You Are 24% Spoiled

You're barely spoiled. You may have some nice things, but you never let them go to your head. You appreciate each gift you're given - and you don't dwell on what you "deserve" to have.

Are You Spoiled?

Exactly!

You Are: 50% Dog, 50% Cat

You are a nice blend of cat and dog. You're playful but not too needy. And you're friendly but careful. And while you have your moody moments, you're too happy to stay upset for long.

Are You More Cat or Dog?

I'm also a 50% dog lover and a 50% cat lover.

You Are 48% Nerdy

You may be a bit surprised with this score, but your more of a closet nerd than an actual nerd. Stop denying your inner nerd! You're truly dorkier than you think.

How Nerdy Are You?

Actually, I keep telling my friends I'm a dork and a nerd, but they think I'm insulting myself. o_O

Your Blog Should Be Blue

Your blog is a peaceful, calming force in the blogosphere. You tend to avoid conflict - you're more likely to share than rant. From your social causes to cute pet photos, your life is a (mostly) open book.

What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?

Well... the cute pet photos are right.

Currently: Meowing with my cat.

Aaaaggghhhh!!! *hiccup*

I love quizzes. Cha. Stealing them is fun too.

You Are Storm

Exotic and powerful, Storm descended from a line of African priestesses. Emotions can effect your powers, but you are generally serene. Powers: controlling weather, creating winds that lift you into flight, generating lightning

Which of the X-Men Are You?

Your Personality Cluster is Introverted Intuition

You are: Multilayered and complex Inspired and driven to achieve your goals A visionary with a complete life plan Intuitive enough to understand difficult problems, ideas, and people

What's Your Personality Cluster?

My Personality

Neuroticism	40
Extraversion	2
Openness To Experience	32
Agreeableness	20
Conscientiousness	2

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You Are

An Angry Pumpkin Face You would make a good smashed pumpkin.

What's Your Pumpkin Face?

You Are Elektra

There's really no superhero with more style than you. Because who could beat being sexy assasin ninja?

What Superhero Are You?

That's enough. Really.

Currently: Wanting to play some more hangman *burp*.

Quickly Now Because I Haven't Much Time

Pfft.

I drove over to Louisiana all by my lonesome and got my car back. It was found in good condition behind a house in Bossier City. The brakes are complete mush and they junked out the inside with food wrappers and bread crumbs. -.- The only thing I know about the dude is that he spoke spanish (three spanish cds found), he's messy (grossness), and he's an idiot (he stole my car :P).

Mom's here with me now. She's on Hospice and I'm doing my best to keep her comfortable at home. It's a lot of work. I'm bored. I'm achey. And I'm a bit lonely. I'm keeping mom doped up on pain pills, so all I have for company is books. Mom gets tons of visitors, but they only stay a few minutes or they're trying to help with someone so that it just feels harried whenever someone is over. I still don't want to be online during the day even though I'm back home. There are so many phone calls, I can't see it being a good thing keeping the phone line busy.

You Are From Jupiter

You are exuberantly curious - and you love to explore newness. Enthusiastic and optimistic, you get a kick out of stimulating intellectual discussions. Foreign cultures and languages fascinate you. You love the outdoors, animals, and freedom. Chances are you tend to exaggerate, so try to keep a lid on that. If you do, you'll continue to be known for your confidence, generosity, and sense of justice.

What Planet Are You From?

You've Experienced 36% of Life

You have the life experience of someone in their early 20s. You've seen some of what life has to offer - but you have a long ways to go.

How Much Life Experience Do You Have?

Currently: Moping

When You Can't Entertain

You do quizzes...

Duh!

You Were Actually Born Under:

You are quick witted, charming, and bring luck to all who know you. A bit greedy, you tend to go after what you want - with success. Clever, you seek out knowledge... and eventually use what you know to your advantage. You are very loyal, and you treat your real friends like they are family. You are most compatible with a Dragon or Monkey.

You Should Have Been Born Under:

You are totally loyal, faithful, and honest. However, you don't trust others to be as ethical as you are! Straight forward and direct, you really aren't one for small talk. You are a great listener - and an agreeable companion when you're in a good mood! You are most compatible with a Tiger or Horse.

What Year Were You Born Under?

Tri-Lamb Material 65 % Nerd, 26% Geek, 56% Dork

For The Record: A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia. A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one. A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions. You scored better than half in Nerd and Dork, earning you the coveted title of: Tri-Lamb Material. The classic, "80's" nerd, you are what most people think of when they think "nerd," largely due to 80's movies like Revenge of the Nerds and TV shows like Head of the Class. You're exceptionally bright and smart, and partly because of that have never quite fit in with your peers or social groups. Perhaps you've realized, or will someday, that it is possible to retain all of the things that you like about being brilliant and still make peace with the social cliques around you. Or maybe you won't--it's really not necessary. As the brothers of Lambda Lambda Lambda discovered, you're fine just the way you are and can take pride in that. I mean, who wants to be like Ogre, right!? Congratulations! Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on nerdiness You scored higher than 99% on geekosity You scored higher than 99% on dork points

Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Currently: Wondering how I drank this Dr. Pepper so fast.

The Rediculous Everything Post

I decided to go a little crazy. Yep. Watch out!

Here are some pets I have adopted. :D

GrundoMoody

MowMowDominacious

That's Rufus, and his baby brother and sister. :D


And this is Yellowstripe. Wonder what... SHE will turn out to be.


Now for everyone's names. Muhahahaha





I believe that QUITE enough craziness for today. Mhmmmm

Currently: Chowing down on Shells and Cheese

And They Got It Right

Always nice to find something completely random become so completely true. Dunno' what I'm talking about? No worries. Just pretend I'm being 'mysterious'.




Currently: Being mysterious, duh!

Melissa's Meme Is Now My Meme

I've been very unoriginal lately... so why stop now?

Three Things I Want To Do Before I Die:
Ooooh... life goals. Scary!

Three People Who Make Me Laugh:
Osi (Oh Sigh, not Aw See), Mom, and Shade

Three Things I Love:
Books, Games, and Sleeping

Three Things That I Hate:
Deceit, Headaches, and People Who Just Don't Get It

Who Do I Go To For Advice?
Uh, me? I am a born problem solver.

What Have I Dreamed About Lately?
Last night I dreamed about Scamander-in-Chief... Don't ask.

Who Do I Tell My Secrets To?
Melissa

Who Do I Write The Most Emails To?
Osi

Who Do I Receive The Most Emails From?
Osi

The Last Movie I Saw In A Theater:
It's been so long, I have no idea.

The Last Movie I Rented:
The Life Aquatic

The Last Book I Read:
The terrible "Starliner" by David Drake... I even wrote a review on it. Read it here.

There ya' go.

Weight: 185lbs

A Stolen Quiz

Have I anything better to do than steal a quiz? I think not!

the Prankster (43% dark, 34% spontaneous, 22% vulgar) your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but neither are you into what some would call 'low humor'. You'd laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist. You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 21% on dark You scored higher than 15% on spontaneous You scored higher than 20% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Weight: 185lbs